The Onion's not real? OH MY GOD! (fave quote: "We don't respond to anyone, really, ever," she says. "We just laugh and laugh and laugh.") (and the link is gone)
Today's battle for monkeys. (is non-existent because the link is gone)
Naked voting. And also, what the hell is he talking about?
And he's not in jail, why? (GONE)
Dr. Shopping. I have back-pain too, can I have some oxycotin? (GONE)
And that's that.