The Onion's not real? OH MY GOD! (fave quote: "We don't respond to anyone, really, ever," she says. "We just laugh and laugh and laugh.") (and the link is gone) Today's battle for monkeys. (is non-existent because the link is gone) Naked voting. And also, what the hell is he talking about? And he's not in jail, why? (GONE) Dr. Shopping. I have back-pain too, can I have some oxycotin? (GONE) And that's that.
I suck. that is all. oh wait, here's some articles. Oh, les francaise. The Onion. A Gay Paper. Devon's future. (I bet it was good.) Those wacky nudists! (they aren't even there anymore!) till later today. or perhaps not.
This article is weird on many levels. And also, if he doesn't care about the $239 million dollars, can I have it? I wish my video worked so I could hear them talking too. Awesome. Well it certainly wasn't stolen by the millionare from Virginia. I wonder how Truffles would respond if this were he. (Too bad we can't find out. Link is gone.) One of my friend's friend in college did something like this when he was in highschool (pre-computers so it was over the phone) and she said that a bunch of FBI guys showed up at her friend's house and took a bunch of his records. And that every time the President is going to be in town where he lives (even today which is not the same place as before) they call him and tell him that he has to stay away. And every once in a while, he'll get a record back in the mail. So, the price has gone up for pranking the president. Monkeys strike again! (Boo, link is gone!) ok-bye
Thanks to Crabby for pointing out that the Monkey King article doesn't link. And of course I erased the message from Aimee after I thought I'd linked it properly. No Monkey King for you! I would like at this moment to give google a YEA for their popup blocker. it makes my day happy. And also, last night I was dragged to a Van Morrison concert. I think that I was expecting a bunch of rockers for some reason and it so was not that at all. And they cut off the beer service when he came on stage. I actually asked if the group on stage was trying to put everyone to sleep (they were playing a slow jazzy number) before the Van band came out, and the response I got was, "I think this is his band." Score. And it only got better from there. Fortunately, we left before it was over, and then I decided instead of listening to the voice in my head that told me to go home, to continue drinking at Kendall's apartment. So today H & M proved yet again to be my bestest buddy and aided me in my outfit for the day. I could kill for a bed right now. And also? I'm too freaking tired to look for any articles today. so, um ok-bye
Please note that while many of the links from the 2004 posts do NOT go ANYwhere, I've kept the posts because some include funnier quotes from the missing articles and sometimes, I just like reading my own dumb comments about them. BUT, all of the links that go nowhere are labeled as such, in random, stupid ways. Ok-Goodbye!