I'm so f-ing lazy and tired today. first I slept through my alarm and woke up 15 minutes before the last peak hour train left. So I missed that train, had to run to the 9:30 (an hour later and I was STILL late), got to the train, wanted a nice cold beverage (would have killed for a nice cold beer) and realized that I didn't bring my wallet with me in my haste of running around the house trying to dress, making sure I had everything I need to stay over in the city at Kendall's and tripping over my cat, Truffles. So then, I got on the train, decided I wanted to sleep and sort of contorted my body into an odd shape and drifted off for 30 seconds, then in Rowayton, there must have been 40 highschool kids that got on my train car and one screaming baby, by this time I was taking up two seats, no way was I going to be stuck next to a highpitched highschool girl yelling about her hair. so I believe I made it two stops before I was rudley awakened by some a-hole saying Excuse Me and then he made a motion with his fingers like lift up. I just about killed him. So there went a peaceful train ride. Although one of the highschool girls did try to catch her balance when she was talking to her friend and instead went crashing into the doors which was highly entertaining. So I got to work at 11, and left to grab lunch at 1 and while I was in the deli, there was a woman who was sampling her food before weighing it and she got reprimanded by an employee and it started off innocently enough, and ended (well, I techinically didn't see the end but) with her saying "Oh go hang yourself" in a really strong new york accent. "What are you the police?" Awesome. They were so yelling at each other. I think he even made her give him a dime for the bite of food that she ate. And since then I have played minesweeper and lost three times, then hearts which just really confuses me, but I lost that enough to quit, and now I'm playing solitaire. Tonight, I'm going to Kendall's new apartment. Highly exciting as he has bought a case of wine, 4 or so cases of beer, and has every liquor imaginable in a full bottle, plus he's making killer margaritas and invited all his friends in the area. So, I'm sure tomorrow will consist of me finding new uses for the trash can at my desk. I'm too lazy to look for articles at the moment.
Monkey (s) of the day.
ok-bye

Ok, yesterday was probably the busiest day on EARTH for me. I'm sure that there are people out there who had busier days, but screw them! just kidding. I'm searching around for articles right now.
I definitely want to try this. (link missing. I know you're shocked.)
this is way too freaking funny. (this used to have a funny thing on it but now it doesn't.)
That's all for right now. ok-bye

monkeys are monday's theme (ok, and tuesday and all the rest of them):
the monkey's in his pants.
bad monkeys (missing monkeys)
monkeys vs. shakespeare
by the way, my birthday is June 4th.

here are some articles to read today:
ah yes, the things we do for beer. (apparently, we learn new languages.)
monkey of the day.

ok, so I've added a couple of new links to the side bar, including my boys of blink, ani, Get Fuzzy (immediately in fact. . . Why are you still reading this?), The Onion (obviously). Oh, and FYI, the wakeboarding link (thanks Kendall) if you click on where it says, Devon, you can watch me fall on a wakeboard... over and over again. Or where I tried to jump over the wake, which to me felt like I was flying like 80 feet in the air, and if you aren't looking closely enough on the video, you'll actually probably miss it. I also highly reccommend watching my brother and his friends do stuff because they are better than I am. And you can see Kendall fall on his head while attempting freaking FLIPS. insanity.
Other than that, today is going to be another insane one in the old pub (man, I wish that meant what I want it to) office. but I got a new computer so that's exciting. ah, the things that make me happy. and lunch is coming up soon. hopefully.

oops
what I tried to say was that I want to be a monkey, but apparently no such monkey exists. huh. but anyway, it's true. I want to be one. ok-bye

Why does squawkbox hate me? WHY!!!!!!!!!!!!!?

Alright, I just added a "SquawkBox". Thanx again go out to Candi (Where's the heart when I need it?). So talk back to me. In fact, I'd prefer it if you yell, because I enjoy yelling things.

I stand corrected, Candice.

Today, it is Wednesday, and that's just about all the exciting news that I have for you. I need a theme for this mo-fo. theme theme theme.
Everyone in the world should go see In America. It was such an incredibly heart-breaking film. And so good. And wow. Go see it.
ok-bye

Today is thursday, although for some frustrating reason it feels like friday. I would so love to sleep in tomorrow morning but that is not going to happen. and that's my story.

ok so it's been about three minutes since I last posted. about two million things have happened since then. I finished stuffing my face with pizza and that's pretty much it.
so I'm really excited about this concept. And I'd like to thank Candace for directing me to her blog through her signature on the email and then I of course clicked the button and here I am. I can be Dave Barry TOO!
ok. enough with the riff-raff. will talk soon.

Haha! I'm on the web! How frickin excitin. That's all I have to say right now. Even though, yes, I enjoy talking. A lot.